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naughty girl attitude status
naughty girl attitude status
You Are in my Inappropriate Thoughts.
I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let’s bang!
Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable? like a coma.
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captions for instagram
I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
Can i borrow a KISS? I promise i give it back.
dirty caption for insta pic
dirty caption for insta pic
How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
F_CK… all i need is U..
I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t u + i = 3D 69?
Nobody DIES Virgin. Coz in the End LIFE Fucks us all.
dirty caption for insta pic
dirty caption for insta pic
Two word’s guys hate DON’T and STOP, unless you put them together 🙂
Love is just love, it can never explained.
I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!
naughty attitude status
naughty attitude status
Some people say the glass is half empty. Others say it’s half full. I’m just happy to have a glass!
KISS ME.. I am Magically Delicious.
Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..!
Could I touch your belly button.. from the inside?
NAUGHTY. but in a nice way..
best naughty status for whatsapp
best naughty status for whatsapp
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
I Avoided Many Things Only For U In My Life.. Dont Ever Make Me Feel For Why I Left All That..!
VerGinItY iS nOt DiGiNiTy…. It’S lAck oF oPeRtuNiTy..
best naughty status for whatsapp
best naughty status for whatsapp
If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Facebook status.
Friends will come and friends will go. But true friends stick on forever. 🙂
My name is (name) remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.
best naughty status for whatsapp
best naughty status for whatsapp
I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.
Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips. 😉
Love is blind, and greed insatiable..
Nice legs? what time do they open?
best naughty status for whatsapp
best naughty status for whatsapp
I may not be Mr. Right, but I’ll screw you till he shows up.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
You’re like a prize winning fish. I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
Great Minds F*CK each Other.
best naughty status for whatsapp
best naughty status for whatsapp
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
You remind me of a Championship bass, I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you!
You must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a foot long.
I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
Happy Valentines day
Happy Valentines day
Lets play Titanic, you’ll be the ocean and ill go down on you.
Poke me now if you’ve ever had a crush on me..
I like my women like I like my toaster..two warm holes and never leaves the kitchen.
We know that romance brings out the beast in you.
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savage flirty instagram captions
Sometimes, the smallest decision can change your life forever.
A good date ends with dinner. An awesome date ends with breakfast!
If it’s true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
attitude status for naughty girl
attitude status for naughty girl
How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I’ll put my head in.
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
When I die my gravestone is going to have a ‘Like’ button.
naughty status for instagram in english
naughty status for instagram in english
Of course I’m naughty. I’ve always had to compete for attention, you see.
A naughty thought is a terrible thing to wate.
The key of my happiness, just forgetting my past.
status on masti mood
status on masti mood
A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.
Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I would love to tap that ass!
If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine 🙂
best naughty status for whatsapp
best naughty status for whatsapp
Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
I heard you are a player. Nice to meet you I am a Coach.
naughty whatsapp status images
naughty whatsapp status images
I don’t care if we talk about absolutely nothing, i just want to talk to you.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
Smile! It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Naughty Status For Whatsapp
Naughty Status For Whatsapp
That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I’d becoming too!
Wanna play Pearl Harbor? Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.
Naughty Status
Naughty Status
Naugthy by Nature. Wild By Choice.
Good Boy with very bad thoughts.
I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.

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