Coffee Quotes

Coffee quotes, quips, and tales abound in coffee literature. They are the result of our passionate love for coffee, which manifests itself in lavish lyrical ecstatic flights. La Roque was dubbed “the King of Perfumes” by Napoleon, and Napoleon named it “the intelligent drink.” ( Funny Good Morning Coffee Quotes )

Check out this handpicked selection of coffee quotes to remind you of the powerful effects of the world’s most beloved beverage.

Coffee is also an excellent sociable drink. Instead of drinking alcohol when you want to be social, grab a cup of coffee. Because of its stimulating properties, it will help you relax and enjoy yourself at the party.

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Coffee quotes

1. “I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.” -Clark Gable

2. “I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.”— Burt Lancaster

3. “Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.” -Fran Drescher

4. “Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.” -Terri Guillemets

5. “There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.” -Rian Aditia

6. “As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?” -Cassandra Clare

7. “I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.” -Louis May Alcott

8. “To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.” -Hugh Jackman

9. “Coffee and love are best when they are hot.” -German Proverb

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10. “Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.” – Justina Chen

11. “I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.” – Clark Gable ( funny coffee quotes )

12. “Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.” – Jesse Lane Adams

13. “Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.” – David Lynch

14. “I don’t know how people live without coffee, I really don’t.” – Martha Quinn

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15. “I judge a restaurant by the bread and the coffee.” – Burt Lancaster

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16. “Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.” – Thomas Jefferson

17. “Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.” – Star Trek: Voyager

18. “Everybody should believe in something. I believe I’ll have another coffee.”

19. “Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.”~ Dave Barry

20. “I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.”~Burt Lancaster

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21. “Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.”~Fran Drescher

22. “Coffee is the great incentivizer in the office.”~Michael Scott ( funny coffee quotes )

23. “Television is not real life. In real life, people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.”~Charles J. Sykes ( morning coffee quotes )

24. “I like instant gratification. It’s like instant coffee, only it won’t keep you up at night.”~Jarod Kintz

25. “Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.”~Jessi Lane Adams

26. “Science my never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.”~Earl Wilson

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27. “I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.”~Harry Mahtar

28. “I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.”~T.S. Eliot

29. “As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”~Cassandra Clare

30. “I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.”~Louisa May Alcott

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31. “Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.”~Holly Black

32. “If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all.”~David Letterman

33. “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.”~Lewis Black

34. “What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee?”~Anthony Trollope

35. “Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.”~Thomas Jefferson

36. “Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as love.” – Turkish proverb

37. “Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.” – Stephanie Piro

38. “Coffee, It’s the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions!” – Mike Ditka

39. “I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.” – T.S.Eliot ( morning coffee quotes )

40. “There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.”— Rian Aditia

41. “I like cappuccino, actually. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.”— David Lynch

42. “Politics now is rather like going into Starbucks for a coffee.”— Rory Bremner

43. “Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?”— Steven Wright

44. “Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin.”— Unknown( funny coffee quotes )

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45. “Caffeine-The other Vitamin C”.— Unknown

46. “The road to success is paved in coffee.”— Unknown

47. “Drink Coffee. Do stupid things even faster with more energy.”— Unknown

48. “I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it.”— Unknown

49. “Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.”— Unknown

50. “Given enough coffee I could rule the world.”— Unknown

51. “I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.”— T. S. Eliot

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52. “To drink is human. To drink coffee is divine.”— Unknown

53. “Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.”— Unknown

54. “Everybody should believe in something. I believe I’ll have another coffee.”— Unknown

55. “Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.”— Alphonse Allais

56. “There is no live without water. Because water is needed to make coffee.”— Unknown

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57. “This coffee tastes like mud! Well, it was ground this morning.”— Unknown

58. “Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.”— Bill Cosby ( morning coffee quotes )

59. “I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume.”— John Van Druten

60. “Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.”— Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

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62. “Doctors found traces of blood in my coffee stream.”— Unknown

63. “Did I run out of caffeine or are you really that boring?”— Unknown

64. “The first cup is for the guest, the second for enjoyment, the third for the sword.”— Old Arabic Saying

65. “A cup of coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.”— Unknown

66. “Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.”— Bob Irwin

67. “I could serve coffee using my rear as a ledge.”— Jennifer Lopez

68. “Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.”— Fran Drescher

69. “I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.”— Eddie Izzard

70. “Adventure in life is good. Consistency in coffee even better.”— Justina Headley

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71. “Life’s too short to drink cheap coffee.”— Unknown

72. “I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism.”—Abigail Reynolds

73. “I like my coffee strong and my women weak.”— Alexander Pappas

74. “Coffee. Creative lighter fluid.”— Floyd Maxwell

75. “A morning without coffee is like sleep.”— Unknown

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76. “Drink coffee! Do Stupid Things Faster with More Energy.”— Unknown

77. “Coffee! Is the planet shaking or is just me?”— Unknown

78. “Even bad coffee is better… than no Coffee at all.”— David Lynch

79. “Adventure in life is good… consistency in Coffee even better.”— Justina Headley

80. “I like instant gratification. It’s like instant Coffee, only it won’t keep you up all night.”— Jarod Kintz

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81. “What do you want?… Just Coffee. Black – like my soul.”— Cassandra Clare

82. “I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.”— Napoleon Bonaparte

83. “A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.”— Paul Erdos

84. “Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.”— Jessi Lane Adams

85. “Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.”— Jonathan Swift

86. “I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.”— Terri Guillemets

87. “Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee.”— Unknown

88. “Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?”— Albert Camus

89. “Good Coffee – Cheaper than Prozac!”— Unknown

90. “7 days without coffee makes one WEAK.”— Unknown

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91. “Caffeine — It maintains my sunny personality.”— Unknown

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92. “No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for ‘Before Coffee.’ ”~Cherise Sinclair

93. “Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.”~David Lynch

94. “Live life today like there is no coffee tomorrow.”~Meik Wiking

95. “To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.”~Hugh Jackman

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96. “Nothing says coffee like six in the morning.”~Lorelai Gilmore

97. “Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.”— Terri Guillemets

98. “Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee.”— Unknown

99. “Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.”— Unknown

100. “Never Underestimate the Importance of Being Properly Caffeinated”— Unknown

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101. “I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.”— Ronald Reagan

102. “Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.”— Bill Gates

103. “Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.” — Bill Cosby

104. “If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.”— Abraham Lincoln

105. “A cup of gourmet coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.”— Unknown

106. “The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drank.”— Sir James MacKintosh

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107. “The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.”~James Mackintosh

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108. “If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.”~Abraham Lincoln

109. “I’d never met coffee that wasn’t wonderful. It was just a matter of how wonderful it was.”~Laurell K. Hamilton

110. “I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.”~Flash Rosenberg

111. “Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of goat.”~Johann Sebastian

112. “I think the key to the start of any good relationship is to remember how the other person likes their coffee.”~J. Lynn

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113. “My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that.”~Jarod Kintz

114. “Coffee is a way of stealing time which should by rights belong to your older self.”— Terry Pratchett

115. “No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.”— Sheik Abd-al-Kabir

116. “I don’t know what I’d do without coffee. I’m guessing 25 to life.”— Unknown

117. “My coffee machine is the most beautiful person in the world to me.”— Unknown

118. “Sometimes I stay up so late that I have my morning coffee before I go to bed.”— Unknown

119. Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.”~Justina Chen

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120. “Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.”— Edward Abbey

121. “When traveling with someone, take large does of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.”— Helen Hayes

123. “If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all.”— David Letterman

124. “After all, coffee is bitter, a flavor from the forbidden and dangerous realm.”-Diane Ackerman

125. “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” -Lewis Black

126. “Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.”— Anne Morrow Lindbergh( funny coffee quotes )

127. “Drinking beer in a coffee mug. I feel like I am cheating on my coffee”— Unknown

128. “We are cups, constantly and quietly being filled. Trick is knowing how to tip ourselves over and let the beautiful stuff out.”— Unknown

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129. “Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.”— Earl Wilson

130. “A 41-inch bust and a lot of perseverance will get you more than a cup of coffee – a lot more.”— Jayne Mansfield

131. “Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.”— Anne Morrow Lindbergh

132. “People say money can’t buy happiness. They Lie. Money buys Coffee, Coffee makes Me Happy!”— Unknown

133. “Decaffeinated coffee is like a hairless cat, it exists, but that doesn’t make it right.”— Unknown

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134. “How far behind would technology be, if no one ever discovered coffee?”— Unknown

135. “The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.” – Sir James Mackintosh( funny coffee quotes )

136. “What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee?” -Anthony Trollope

137. “If it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.” – David Letterman

138. “I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community.” – Howard Schultz

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139. “A cup of gourmet coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.” -Unknown Author

140. “Compared to Clinton, I feel like a loser. I can’t even get the intern to make me coffee!”— David Letterman

141. “Coffee which makes the politician wise, and see through all things with his half-shut eyes.”— Alexander Pope( morning coffee quotes )

142. “I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.”~Ronald Reagan

143. “He was my cream, and I was his coffee – And when you poured us together, it was something.”~ Josephine Baker

144. “I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.” – Flash Rosenberg

145. “Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis – a good hot cup of coffee.” – Alexander King

146. “I’m a romantic. I like cold Coffee and orgasms that arrive fifteen minutes after I’ve put on my clothes and paid the lady.”— Jarod Kintz

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147. “I’ll quit coffee. It won’t be easy drinking my Baileys straight, but I’ll get used to it. It’ll still be the best part of waking up.”~Megan Mullally ( morning coffee quotes )

Final Words

Freezing coffee on a hot summer afternoon and hot coffee on a cold winter morning make the world a better place to live. So get a cup of coffee and some French toast and set out to conquer the world with your eyes wide open. Allow the energy to kick in with cappuccino, latte, brew, and, best of all, filter coffee.

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